- Thor: GREETINGS, I JUST BECAME ACQUAINTED WITH THEE
- Thor: AND THIS IS OUTSIDE THE REALM OF SANE CONDUCT
- Thor: BUT HERE IS THE CODE NUMBER FOR MY COMMUNICATIONS DEVICE
- Thor: THOUGH I DO NOT UNDERSTAND THIS REFERENCE
I can’t understand teens nowadays.
i-m-just-another-stolen-relic:
what their idea of a fun weekend is:
mine:
how they hangout with friends:
how I hangout with friends:
they sleep around:
what I do with my time:
I’m so respectful and good when I’m around adults I’m like:
they’re like:
their mom says “NO”, they react by doing this:
If I did that my mother would do this:
and my mother says I AM OUT OF CONTROL
Lo reblogueo por que es cierto jajaja
this is so fucking true ehehehe
“Seventy-Five thousand homes were destroyed.”
Perfect.
“Every entry after that was the same way.”
Yes.
“And anyone?” I ask after a moment.
Oh, okay.
“Over the centuries, wine has been drunk out of a variety of glasses, ranging from heavy beakers to delicate crystal flutes.”
I don’t drink, so I can only assume this is a metaphor. …No, I still don’t know what this means.
LOU: Because he’s dead, John. Dead is what he is, so we have to get used to using that word to describe him.
Bwaahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha
”%$&# THAT!”
*Translation of ancient Asgardian swearword
from Deadpool Team-Up: BFFs (featuring Thor)“Consider the idea that the Martians might decide to make war on us—and win.”
…….. In that case I doubt I’ll be getting laid any time soon.
“Then he pulled back, and she could breath again”
Guess who’s getting raped? YAAAY
“The intelligence with which Lestrade greeted us was so momentous and so unexpected that we were all three fairly dumfounded.”
Threesome with Lestrade? Ok, then :3
“Their voices blend in an exquisite trio interlude in which they sing that they have become accustomed to Ariadne’s grief, which ceaselessly ebbs and flows like the tides.”
what…how…okay, my sex life is an opera? (Ariadne auf Naxos, apparently). Trio, hm, a threesome, then, or a menage a trois, and somebody’s not too happy about it. Weird as hell. I need to keep more normal books by my desk.
“Notable achievements.”
well ok
I was kind of worried because the closest book to me was Game of Thrones…
“And the ghosts?”
Oh god.
“Now, that summer term with Sebastian, it seemed as though I was being given a brief spell of what I had never known, a happy childhood, and though its toys were silk shirts and liqueurs and cigars and its naughtiness high in the catalogue of grave sins, there was something of nursery freshness about us that fell little short of the joy of innocence.”-Brideshead Revisted
Well I like the sound of that naughtiness and someone named Sebastian being involved.
“She experienced a special new pleasure.” -War and Peace
HOLY ACCURATE, BATMAN.
Sunny shook her head. “Yuck.”
Aw fudge. I’m clearly not getting any…
“NOW, BABY BROTHER, HOLD MY HAND WHILE WE CROSS THE STREET.”
“Thor, stop that. I’m an adult.”
“HOLD MY HAND, BROTHER.”
“I’m not your brother.”
“HOLD MY HAND.”
“Fine.
“HALT DEAR BROTHER—I HAVE BEEN INFORMED THE PROPER ACTION BEFORE CROSSING A MIDGARDIAN STREET IS TO LOOK BOTH WAYS. ALLOW ME TO DO SO FOR THE BOTH OF US.”
“Thor, every mode of transportation these pathetic humans have created would only bruise us at best—”
“THAT IS NOT THE POINT, BROTHER. AS GODS IT IS OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO SET AN EXAMPLE FOR THE YOUNGER GENERATION!”
“How many times must I remind you that such sentimental nonsense will have no sway over my decisions?”
“THINK OF THE MIDGARDIAN CHILDREN, BROTHER!”
“…”
“…”
“…THE CHILDREN!”
NEW - Elementary - 4 min Exclusive Preview uploaded for people who live outside the U.S & are blocked from watching it on youtube…here ya go!
this looks like it’s gonna be filled to the brim with sass.
And now we wait.
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